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if i pass my license test the first time i take it i will go 5 guys and get the greasiest hamburger ever that’s how convinced i am that i’ll fail

do you know how fricken hard dieting is when you’re allergic to like every single fruit you have to eat poopy vegetables and granola bars like maybe i want to enjoy a strawberry and kiwi smoothie sometimes without breaking out in hives just maybe

g0nedelusional:

THERWS A FUCKUNG HUGE SPIDER IN THE CORNER OF YM ROOM I LITERALLY JSUT RAN OUT WITH MY LAPTOP SCREAMING AND IM NEVER GOING BACK IN THERE AGAIN I JUST LOKED UOP AT THE CEILING AND ITS FUCING HTERE LURKING ON ME IM LITERALLY CRYING RIGHT NOW I WANT TO THROW UP OH MY GOSD IM FUCKLNIF SCREAMING

its okay you guys my sister came in and killed it with a curtain rod

THERWS A FUCKUNG HUGE SPIDER IN THE CORNER OF YM ROOM I LITERALLY JSUT RAN OUT WITH MY LAPTOP SCREAMING AND IM NEVER GOING BACK IN THERE AGAIN I JUST LOKED UOP AT THE CEILING AND ITS FUCING HTERE LURKING ON ME IM LITERALLY CRYING RIGHT NOW I WANT TO THROW UP OH MY GOSD IM FUCKLNIF SCREAMING